Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
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pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
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I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
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