In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
wtf... you literally introduced yourself as "that friend who's going to fuck all your other friends."
I hope you know that means regardless of their gender.
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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