He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
Just had a 40 min argument about how many celebrity guest appearances on Sesame Street were court ordered for DUIs.
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
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hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
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The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
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