I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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