i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
do you think they make "congratulations unfit mother" greeting cards?
or abortion recommendation cards.
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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