normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
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