Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
lets start a swedish sibling band together
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
Randomize
