i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
Somehow ended up at a stranger's bridal shower. Everyone else is already drunk.
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
Nothing quite like pre-gaming the Kentucky Derby with adderall and adderall. I'm fairly confident I could outrun all of these fucking horses in a foot race right now.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
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