Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
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I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
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I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
To the person who left a cup of vomit in the bathroom: I commend you for your aim but you are dead to me- not an ideal birthday present.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
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