direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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