I don't think I can get bothered with getting laid tonight
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
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my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
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All you need to know is that isn't jizz
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
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