Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
i just made an omelette with the cheese and ham from a lunchables. and ketchup packets
julia child would be proud.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
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so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
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I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.