we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
She announced her abortion via fbk
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
Dad, is it in any way illegal for me to run around throwing handfuls of lucky charms at people tomorrow?
you're kidding right?
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
The brides mom put a 6 year old in charge of me to make sure I don’t get too drunk before the wedding
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