I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
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I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
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apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
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