haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
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