I think I died a long time ago.
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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