The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
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tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
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I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
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