yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot
I woke up with $100 in my pocket and I was so excited until I found an atm receipt for a $500 withdrawal. Not as exciting.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
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just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
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My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
We went to Olive Garden so high we didn't talk and managed to be awkward enough for the waiter to ask if it was our first date
Only the sound of Friends and my gulping of wine are masking the sounds of my roommate getting laid
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
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