so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
it's like iHOP with fire
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
They took my balls.
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
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