i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
I woke up to them arguing over who would get my morning wood. Oh, and I was dressed as Santa.
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
We attempted to microwave fifteen corndogs in the microwave and may have ruined it. Also there were fake mustaches on all of his appliances...he said he doesn't like drunk me.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
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