the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
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