Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
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four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
You know, be my cock's hype man.
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
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She had a tattoo of Luke Bryan on her thigh and she made me waffles. Can I have two fiancees?
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
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