Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
Just had the moment before I realised I'd packed you off in an ambulance last night after funnel-feeding you Monster and vodka. Your mom thinks I'm a dick doesn't she?
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
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