Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
Question: If I woke up with one eyebrow mysteriously missing, do I shave the other one to match?
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
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My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
you just kept bragging about how there was a "pretty large" chance that you had pooped on the same toilet as George Clooney
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
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College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
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