i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I was just wished a Happy Valentine's Day by the (Mexican) Chinese food delivery guy. I've never had clearer "get your life together" message than that.
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
So instead of asking me for my number, he asked for my dad's because he wanted to "thank the man that helped create those tits."
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
Vasectomy results are in. No swimmers in the water. REPEAT. No swimmers in the water. Come help me harness my new found super-power
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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