you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
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Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
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Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
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