I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
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