Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
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38 yer olds are good kisserssss
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
I've decided to tape numbers to the bottom of my heels corresponding to the number of drinks I can safely consume in them.
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
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