I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
the cop asked for your social security number and you gave her your high school locker combo
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
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