Where are you?
In a non slutty way
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
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i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
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I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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