you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
Well, I have a text in my phone that just says "Scrumtrelescent" from a girl I have in here as "Cheesy Tits", so you figure out how my night was going.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
I just matched the dude who's car I rear ended 2 years ago on tinder. I don't think he remembers.
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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