she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
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