Hey man sorry I got all grabby
Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
Girl... I just woke up with a bloody mary in a to go cup on my nightstand and two hours late for work.. I'm sorry i can't go out on weekdays anymore. Luckily my boss was just happy i was ok
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