I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
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For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
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You called me at 3 am and I rode my flat ass bike that I dug out of my garage in the dark to meet you at dunkin donuts for a 10 minute convo about your mother and you didn't drive me home.
you owe me a blunt and a bottle of moscato.
IM WAITING BITCH. ANSWER ME.
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
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