she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
Fucked Zombie Jesus at a Halloween party. I need Plan B before I give birth to the Antichrist.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
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