WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
You took a bar mat shot.
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
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