all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
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Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
So much rum. So many feels.
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He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
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