Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
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