I wannas sexs uuuuu
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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