I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
I'm microwaving a frozen bottle of Two Buck Chuck while watching The Proposal with my housemate. I'm not sure what success is like, but I'm fairly confident this isn't it.
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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