I'm jealous of your bromance
Flying into Chicago for a few days, getting re-deployed in September, we should probably fuck
Kristina got the same text from you just now, she's sitting next to me, how many people did you send this to?
So i just bought beer on a credit card, using a fake ID, while wearing my nametag from work. All 3 have different names on them. God i love my boobs.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
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