garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
you came in and threw goldfish on our blue carpet and screamed SWIM BITCHES and then made me drink a best friends potion with you
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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