why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
How many fucks given?
0.12846
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
My apartment stinks of burning failure
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