You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
if you find a joe biden blowup doll in the attic, I call dibs
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
I climbed through his window to find him already with another booty call. This wouldn't have happened if I could upgrade from my 7th grade scooter to a real car.
…If I were you I wouldn't use that as part of your argument to your dad for a car
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
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