Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
You tipped the Uber driver extra for taking your phone away while you were drunk texting
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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