I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
Why did you put hummus in my pillow case?
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
Next time I try to break into the police station drunk, please stop me.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
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