if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
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