Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
don't judge my taste in strippers
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
Current status: so high that I'm unable to have coherent conversation with my mom, but still knew that when my dad said "shpritzy white stuff" I understood that he was trying to think of "whipped cream."
That text took me 10 minutes.
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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