the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
She was blowing me like a porn star and all I could think was "you just told me your grandfather is dying in hospice right now"
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