It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
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