Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I just feng shui'd our living room furniture. You may be mad in the morning
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
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yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
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Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
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