just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
Drunk yoga at 11 am turned into me sitting on the couch making fun of the girl in the instructional video. By the way, what the fuck is a third eye?
I'm texting you the word "cockring" because I feel it hasn't been said enough throughout our friendship.
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
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