Told my mom a bit ago she'd meet you tonight
Um...??
She's excited
I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
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maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
I know. he thinks we're 'meant to be'. No we're fucking not. God wouldn't give my soulmate a pencil dick.
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
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I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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