When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
I accidentally sent him a snapchat of my boobs and now we're going on a date tomorrow... Could be worse.
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
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