So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
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