oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
i told him my stretch marks were scars from a jellyfish sting........he totally bought it
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
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scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
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The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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