I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
i'd be lying to you if i said i didn't just bring up microsoft excel to make an alcohol budget
my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
You've changed since you got that strap on
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
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